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At church the congregation stands. Mason stands on the pew beside me.
Mason, age 2 (yells): "Everybody sit down! I can't see Pastor!"
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During church at communion Pastor says: " The meal is ready, the feast is prepared, all those baptized..."
Megan, age 6: "Mommy, are we staying for lunch?"
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Austen, age 5: "You know, Mommy. I don't think you should have any more kids 'cause 4 is enough. When you get married again, then you can have more."
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As I am shifting sides while nursing Ethan...
Mason, age 2 (pointing at my breasts): "That one has milk and that one has water."
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Megan, age 7: "I'm really happy that Ethan doesn't need surgery. And that he's out of the hospital. We're so lucky that he's healthy. We're so lucky that he's home."
Austen, age 5: "We're also lucky that no one touched the elf at Christmas."
hahaha. this is hilarious! exactly what I needed to read on a monday morning. thanks for posting, Cin!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing! That sounds like something that would happen to us at church :)
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